This was because, for the universe to be a giant rope, it cannot merely move within the 4 dimensions. However, for this to be true, stated rival scientist Miley Cyrus, there needed to be more than the 4 dimensions that scientists had believed were the only dimensions out there. Not long after that, she claimed that if this was true, than the universe was merely a giant rope which we all lived on. This was because 2s = R, meaning that C + R = M, simplifying the equation, now causing 2 * string (2S) to become rope (R). Soon the greatest scientist of the time, Paris Hilton, suggested the radical new idea that string theory was no longer string theory, but rather rope theory. ![]() This therefore meant that all matter was made up of strings. The scientists found that X, no matter what M and C equaled, always was equal to string. The first hints that everything is made of string began with the math equation, C + 2x = M (C being cat, and M being matter). String theory has since proven a number of fascinating and glorious facts: that nonsense universes don't exist, that gravity exists (at least approximately), that the universes are typically multidimensional, that (using gauge/string duality) quantum field theories are indistinguishable from string theories (unless they are wrong), that Riemann surfaces are very interesting indeed, and finally that there is much more to universes that meets the Iris and Bob as well as the ten-dimensional arthropod erectus a la carbonara. It is widely believed that the theory of string was first envisioned during a curious orgasmic array of lightning strikes in one of the offices of QWUL (Queen Mary University of London). Namely, the ten-dimensional arthropod erectus a la carbonara cannot grasp that they are much more than merely two-handed and two-legged four-dimensional existences with a big and small bump in between the former and latter regions, otherwise known as humans. It has been experimentally difficult to probe this region, primarily due to the un-probabilistic quantum (or deterministic) nature of non-existence of topological universes containing ten-dimensional arthropods and women. ![]() On the string theory side, the bulk theory is correctly described by a qunatum (otherwise known as quantum, from the Greek κούνα τον) superstring theory in a fixed ten-dimensional space time background. The gauge theory of sweat is a CFT (conformal field theory) in the sense that the underlying physics is independent of the size of the stinky bearer. For instance, gauge/string duality states that belly-button hair is (when the embedding manifold is sufficiently and appropriately curved) dual to a conformal gauge theory of sweat living on the surface or boundary of the embedding manifold - in this case a pink porous surface known by the layman as skin. AdS/CFT or gauge/string duality, link the various perceived realities. Physicists now think that various dualities, e.g. ![]() The aforementioned three ingredients (plus lard that acts as the glue) give rise to various elaborate, sophisticated and highly complicated yet subtly simple and non-functioning existences, such as: iPod headphones, Christmas tree lights, garden hoses, electric cords, string panties, shoelaces, your Blu-Ray player although surprisingly beautiful and functioning constructions have also appeared, such as horse intestines, beetle legs, belly-button fluff, the area behind your computer desk and smurfs. It states that whenever you put a set of perfectly arranged strings in any container, they will come out completely tangled, no matter what the arrangement or the container. String theory is the theory that matter, energy and women are made up of tiny strings. Schrödinger's cat twists reality with a coherent superstring vertex operator, otherwise known as a cosmic superstring.
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